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Here at Buttbart we believe nothing is more important than accurte, balanced reporting on the things that matter to you the most. It is our pleage to provide a fair take on the world at large, with well cited articles from unbiased reporters.
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"I picked yes, because I understand my body is constantly drifting between timelines. I can hear the screams of my reverse twin echo through these timelines on nights when the lonesome train calls." - Tarko Blumorb
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READER POLL:
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"Klar-gub shabbo kol-guh." - Merps Cron
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AROUND AMERICA
- TROMP BREAKS PROMISE BY RAISING BUTT TAX BY %30 ON LOW INCOME FAMILIES
- SCREAMING BABY MILO YANANANA STILL CRYING - TROMP VOTERS REGRET VOTING TO ALLOW VOID CRABS ACCESS TO THEIR BRAIN, CLAIM THEY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT "SKULL NEST" MEANT. |