WE TAKE THE TRUTH SERIOUSLY
Here at Buttbart we believe nothing is more important than accurte, balanced reporting on the things that matter to you the most. It is our pleage to provide a fair take on the world at large, with well cited articles from unbiased reporters.
"I picked yes, because I understand my body is constantly drifting between timelines. I can hear the screams of my reverse twin echo through these timelines on nights when the lonesome train calls." - Tarko Blumorb

READER POLL:
What is real?

We asked our readers if reality was a constantly shifting web of cosmic planes, blinking in and out of exhistence depending on our location in spacetime.

YES: %87
NO: %2
K'GULH-TUB KA: %11
"Klar-gub shabbo kol-guh." - Merps Cron

AROUND AMERICA

- TROMP BREAKS PROMISE BY RAISING BUTT TAX BY %30 ON LOW INCOME FAMILIES
​- SCREAMING BABY MILO YANANANA STILL CRYING
​- TROMP VOTERS REGRET VOTING TO ALLOW VOID CRABS ACCESS TO THEIR BRAIN, CLAIM THEY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT "SKULL NEST" MEANT.

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