Trompcare Revision Cuts Coverage For All Humans While Expanding Healthcare To Cosmic Horrors Of The Void.

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Donald Trump Develops State Of The Art “Embarrassment Machine” To Create New And Inventive Ways Of Humiliating Himself

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Dear Trump, The Moon Is Mine. Don't Even Think About Pounding It

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Cowboy West Spotted Wandering The Halls Of Trump’s Terror Tower

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​FBI Finds Irrefutable Link Between Trump’s Presidential Campaign And Northern Bear Devils Above The Frozen Lake

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HOW TO SURVIVE ON THE FLESH OF THE LIVING: DON TROMP'S FAVORITE RECIPES

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"THE POOPING NEVER STOPS!" STEEB BANNON'S SECOND BRAIN TELLS ALL

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PAULS RYAN HOPES TO REPEAL "CONCEPT OF JOY"

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"YES, IT IS A METAPHORE FOR THE WALL AROUND MY HEART" TROMP DISHES ON HIS NEW WALL

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TOP TEN DICTATORS OF THE ALT-RIGHT: I DID NOT SEE NUMBER ONE COMING!

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"IT WAS A GOOD NAPTIME BUT NOW I'M CRANKY!" BABY MILO YANANANA CRIES AGAIN

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