Cowboy West Spotted Wandering The Halls Of Trump’s Terror Tower
Over the past several weeks Trump’s Terror Tower has gone from pylon of cosmic horror to political stronghold, the meeting place for those looking to enjoy a seat at Lord Trumps grand table. After previously hosting the likes of notorious carnival man Ricks Berry and a crawling bag of severed hands (rumored to head the Cabinet of Hand Removal) Trump made headlines this morning by meeting with none other than rapper Cowboy West.
Cowboy West was reportedly in town on vacation after canceling his world tour, and was hoping to enjoy a spooky elevator ride at Trump’s Terror Tower. After strapping in for a good three hours of ups and downs through the haunted attraction, Cowboy West appeared to be visibly disoriented, as he wandered the halls, moaning in a similar fashion to the animatronic ghosts while paparazzi looked on in disbelief.
It was only then that Cowboy West stumbled across Don Trump, who quickly took him under his wing and, in a private meeting, suggested that he become one with The Void.
It is not known if Cowboy West will accept this offer of cosmic horror, but sources suggest that Trump may be eyeing Cowboy West for his Cabinet of Dreams and Nightmares.
When questioned about his appearance at Trump’s Terror Tower, Cowboy West responded “I just want to take a picture so I can remember this moment of breif calm before the bubbling shrieking Void erupts though our timeline and devours the sanity of all it’s inhabitants.”
Story: Chuck Tingle
Editor: Jon
Cowboy West was reportedly in town on vacation after canceling his world tour, and was hoping to enjoy a spooky elevator ride at Trump’s Terror Tower. After strapping in for a good three hours of ups and downs through the haunted attraction, Cowboy West appeared to be visibly disoriented, as he wandered the halls, moaning in a similar fashion to the animatronic ghosts while paparazzi looked on in disbelief.
It was only then that Cowboy West stumbled across Don Trump, who quickly took him under his wing and, in a private meeting, suggested that he become one with The Void.
It is not known if Cowboy West will accept this offer of cosmic horror, but sources suggest that Trump may be eyeing Cowboy West for his Cabinet of Dreams and Nightmares.
When questioned about his appearance at Trump’s Terror Tower, Cowboy West responded “I just want to take a picture so I can remember this moment of breif calm before the bubbling shrieking Void erupts though our timeline and devours the sanity of all it’s inhabitants.”
Story: Chuck Tingle
Editor: Jon
